The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to block your own powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!