The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to have an ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!