- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to see through things that are invisible.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

the power to do nothing

The power to make everything worse

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power of exploding when you think.

Pointless Super Powers