The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to get sick

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to chew with your tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!