the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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make youself dumb

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!