The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!