The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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blindness

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to pee while standing up

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!