The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!