The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!