- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to die on command.

the ability to command watermelons

The power of bad luck

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

Pointless Super Powers