- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The power to count to infinity.

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

power to breath fire but only through your nose

The Power of Anti-Sex

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

The power to stop existing.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power of having the highest rated comment

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to divide by 0

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

Pointless Super Powers