The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!