- Pointless Super Powers

the power to orgasm with your mind

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

+111

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

+95

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to orgasm with your mind

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to jizz money

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.