The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to die

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!