- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The ability to be poor for life

The power to be a snail

Read fortune cookies without opening them

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

the power to not finish your

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to moves in slow motion.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

Pointless Super Powers