SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the power to hovertate

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the ability to blow yourself

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to see stuff

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the power to control nothing

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power of 12% levetation

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!