The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to poo.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!