- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The capability to draw penises very well

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to read terms and conditions

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to sneeze scissors

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

Pointless Super Powers