the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to lick your own elbow

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!