- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

power to age faster

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to read this.

being allergic to dairy and soy

the power to randomly die at any moment

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to like any show

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to suck your own dick

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

the power to see the present

Pointless Super Powers