The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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Acid tears.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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to make your bowel work backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!