- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to type slower.

The power of christ ;)

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to make up pointless superpowers

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the power to send text messages while driving

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to control mealworms

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

Pointless Super Powers