The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to be french.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!