The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to see the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!