The power to speak in only anime openings

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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the power to read this sentence

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!