The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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to be shitty

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!