The power to communicate with sperm.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Being alive (until you die).

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!