power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to ejaculate

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to fly but only in your room

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to smell water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!