The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Having the power to stand still

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!