- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of fart helium

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to not exercise.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

Pointless Super Powers