The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to be raped.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!