The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!