The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to be raped.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!