- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to write on cellophane

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to be powerless

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power to speak braille.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

Pointless Super Powers