the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to have a V8

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!