The power to only be able to eat poop

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!