The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!