- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to be blind

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to control mealworms

The power to have no superpower

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power of love

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to go to hell.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to die at will

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

Pointless Super Powers