ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to die

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to create another human

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!