- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The ability to swim in water.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The ability to part hair.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

Pointless Super Powers