The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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power to age faster

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to read this.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!