the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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being black

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!