- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power... to move you.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power of hindsight

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to (place useless super power here)

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

Pointless Super Powers