The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to think of food

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!