The power to be gay on command.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to write comic books

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to get extra homework

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!