Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to fly in space

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to sit

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!