Asexual reproduction.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to die on command

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!