The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to have a small penis

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!