the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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black people

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to talk to dust

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!