The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to jump -50% higher

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to be born.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!